Oh dear I miss you too. I just haven’t had the inspiration to update for a while, so let’s just say I’ll be on a small break. I will not stop running this blog altogether, so don’t you worry dear, I’ll be back before you know it!

No need to yell. Just calm down and please get in the line, I’m a busy man after all. Your time will come, that I can guarantee.

I have done both, but I prefer being the one recieving while having an intercourse. I can always take the lead there too if needed.

Yes I have. It was quite entertaining. Of course, magic was involved too, which was a big bonus.

It’s terribly hard to choose my best partner so far, everyone has their own tricks and good qualities. I think there is one trick that only one of my past partners have been able to do, and that was China when he blew me and himself at the same time.

Please don’t ask how, I’m not sure of how he managed to do it. My mind was a bit hazy at the time.

I’ve lost count around 2,000 times ago.

I apologize.

Oh, don’t worry.

I had plans to continue answering questions tomorrow, or Friday on the latest.

I’m sorry for failing my followers again.